Toxic Gaming Chroma Bona Chroma Mouse Pad XXX-Large Mousemat 354 x 157 with Stitched Edges High Performance Control Surface Waterproof Desk Mat

Descripción

Descripción
Toxic Gaming Mouse Pad with stitched edges | High Performance Control XXX-Large Desk Pad | Water-Resistant Mouse Mat, 35.4″ x 15.7″. We wanted to have a bit of fun on Tienda and not put the same old descriptions every other company has here selling mousemats, but someone more responsible pointed out that we need the listing to appear organically for us to keep doing what we’re doing. So here we are writing 1000 words. Its like Uni all over again except this time we’re 100% sure that the one judging is actually a robot (or AI, whatever). Anyway here we go at trying to be serious. Here we have a toxic gaming mousepad (or mouse pad, or mousemat, or mouse mat whatever AMZ likes) that’s made by toxic gamers for toxic gamers. Crap, that sounds like a motto of another brand name that rhymes with Gayzer, but what are they gonna do about it? The mousepad is XXX-L (there is no actual standard to measuring what XXX-L is but we like the XXX in our name) and it measures 35.4 x 15.7 inches (900 x 400mm). We have a hydrophobic coating on it from factory in case you ‘accidentally’ get some bodily fluids on it when you ‘accidentally’ click on a site with hot step siblings- you know the one, don’t pretend. I think we better put some keywords here so the robot can find us, you can probably stop reading here. It’s a GAMING MOUSE PAD for GAMERS who like to GAME. Great gaming gift for your husband, boyfriend, son, teenager, daughter, girlfriend. If you look for KEYBOARDS and MICE ACCESSORIES, you should find us. It is the BEST GAMING MOUSEPAD you can buy ever. You will get so much better at your game if you use one of our mousepads (i.e. if you are losing a lot in a game, you’ll lose even better on our mouse pad!… wait this doesn’t sound right). We’re not like the other Chinese companies that are selling these mousepads, because we’re not Chinese ha! Well one of us might be, he looks like it but doesn’t sound like it, weird.
Características
Cloth weave surface gaming desk mat- Optimized for laser and optical sensors for precise speed and control. Cos no one likes to finish too quickly. *wink wink* Anti fray stitched edges- our edging will last longer than you- in bed. Waterproof surface finish- just wipe off any accidents or (bodily) fluids that happen to spill on your desk. No judgement. Size matters – we don’t like to brag, but its pretty big, 35.4 inches long (and 15.7 inches wide) to be precise. Thick too. Designer deskmat- he’s no Gucci, but he’s ours. Have a little bit of fun, its like getting skinz for your tabletop. Non slip rubber base- if you manage to make this pad move while you’re gaming, you probably need to calm down. High quality materials- We’re not going to talk all that trash and make a low quality product. The desk pads hold up for thousands of hours- We’ve got the Steam accounts to prove it. Great gift- perfect gift for that gamer friend of yours that can’t stop talking about some game they keep losing at.
Peso
1.63 pounds
Dimensiones
16.22 x 3.27 x 3.23 pulgadas
Fabricante es ‎Toxic Gaming
Destacados
Cloth weave surface gaming desk mat- Optimized for laser and optical sensors for precise speed and control. Cos no one likes to finish too quickly. *wink wink*, Anti fray stitched edges- our edging will last longer than you- in bed., Waterproof surface finish- just wipe off any accidents or (bodily) fluids that happen to spill on your desk. No judgement., Size matters – we don’t like to brag, but its pretty big, 35.4 inches long (and 15.7 inches wide) to be precise. Thick too., Designer deskmat- he’s no Gucci, but he’s ours. Have a little bit of fun, its like getting skinz for your tabletop., Non slip rubber base- if you manage to make this pad move while you’re gaming, you probably need to calm down., High quality materials- We’re not going to talk all that trash and make a low quality product. The desk pads hold up for thousands of hours- We’ve got the Steam accounts to prove it., Great gift- perfect gift for that gamer friend of yours that can’t stop talking about some game they keep losing at.
La calificación que le dan a Toxic Gaming Chroma Bona Chroma Mouse Pad XXX-Large Mousemat 354 x 157 with Stitched Edges High Performance Control Surface Waterproof Desk Mat Chroma Bona, 19 usuarios es de 4.8 sobre 5 estrellas.
El País de Origen (COO, siglas en inglés) o fabricación del producto Toxic Gaming Chroma Bona Chroma Mouse Pad XXX-Large Mousemat 354 x 157 with Stitched Edges High Performance Control Surface Waterproof Desk Mat Chroma Bona es ‎China.